Being a Pig

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates s�x by ripping the male’s head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the…?!)

 

In some spider species, the female kills the male after mating!

(ill bet the male spider would love to be a pig now)

 

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

A flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing?)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have s�x for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

 

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

 

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